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19 Perfect Gifts For People Who Love To Swear

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Bitches get bitches gifts.

1. For the dainty dirty mouth:

Fuck You Rings, $14.95.

2. For your partner-in-bitching:

You’re My Favorite Bitch to Bitch About Bitches With Card, $4.37.

3. For the calm curser:

Namaste, Bitches Sweatshirt, $29.

4. For the sophisticated swearer:

Merde Pillow, $97.

5. For the grouchy nester:

Fuck Off Embroidery, $15.

6. For the pottymouthed pet owner:

Oh Shit I’m Lost Dog Tag, $20.

7. For the Tina Fey enthusiast:

Bitches Get Stuff Done Mug, $16.

8. For the one who needs some real inspiration:

Get Shit Done Print, $12.50.

9. For the fan of puns:

You Pizza Shit Shirt, $20.

10. For the responsiblly profane bud:

Groceries & Shit Tote Bag, $18.

11. For the birthday pal:

Happy Birthday Fuckface Banner, $17.

12. For the Pulp Fiction fan:

Bad Mother Fucker Wallet, $37.50.

13. And for the Gone With the Wind enthusiast:

Frankly My Dear, I Don’t Give a Damn Wooden Sign, $18.

14. For the colorful home decorator:

Shithead Hand-Painted Vintage Plate, $28.

15. For the discreet overachiever:

Total BAMF Engraved Pencils, $4.

16. For the classy one:

Bastard Nameplate Necklace, $20.

17. For the subtle friend:

Oh Crap Earrings, $17.34.

18. For the silent pal with a mind of gold:

Middle Finger Stud, $10.

19. And for your swearing soulmate.

Best Fucking Bitches Necklaces, $9.80.

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John Stamos: ‘Acting isn’t as tough as getting a mani-pedi’

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Editor’s note: Please see the update at the end of this post. According to a deposition transcript, Tom Cruise agreed with an analogy comparing separation from his daughter to fighting in Afghanistan. The comparison is still extreme and inaccurate, but TMZ appears to have misrepresented what Cruise said. The update follows our original post below.

Tom Cruise touched a lot of nerves today when TMZ reported he believes his job as a professional actor is as grueling as fighting the war in Afghanistan. “That’s what it feels like,” Cruise reportedly said in a deposition in the custody battle over daughter Suri. “And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal.”

Actor John Stamos obviously disagreed, and Fox News international correspondent Mike Tobin hoped it was a case of misreporting.

Could Cruise really believe his job is tougher than serving in Afghanistan? A lot of people think so, and they’re not happy about it.

Jessie Jane Duff is a retired gunnery sergeant with the U.S. Marine Corps.


In the deposition available on Scribd, Cruise appears to compare the feeling of being separated from his daughter to fighting in Afghanistan.

See page 173:

Tom Cruise deposition 2 by New York Post

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Jake Tapper followed up and shared even more context from Cruise’s deposition. Cruise was asked to clarify if he really believes that separation from his daughter while filming a movie is the same as military deployment. “Oh come on,” he replied, “you know, we’re making a movie.”

Editor’s note: After new details about Cruise’s deposition emerged, the title of this post was amended to more accurately reflect his statements.

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‘Petty shot': Obama admin official takes jab at Bush during Putin comment

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When George W. Bush first met Vladimir Putin in 2001, Bush said that he “got sense of [Putin’s] soul.”

As one “senior administration official” is quoted as demonstrating, no situation is ever too dire to avoid taking a swipe at George W. Bush:!/AliABCNews/status/440242581113290753

A pitiful and juvenile shot coming from “Team Re-Set Button”:

In lieu of soul-staring:!/p4lm2/status/440252109535993856

And then some.

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Western royalty: Kings overcome top three seeds to reach Cup finals

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Dustin Penner scored 17:42 into overtime and the Los Angeles Kings are headed to the Stanley Cup finals for the second time as a franchise after beating the Phoenix Coyotes 4-3 in Game 5 of the Western Conference finals Tuesday night.

The eighth-overall seed, the Kings miracle run went through the top three overall seeds in Vancouver, St. Louis, and Phoenix.

Los Angeles last appeared in the finals in 1993 when they were led by The Great One, Wayne Gretzky.

Ironically, Gretzky is a former coach and part owner of Phoenix.

The 1993 team lost to the Montreal Canadiens in five games that year, but the 2012 version looks unstoppable.

Kings are the seventh team to reach the Cup finals in 14 games since the league went to this format in 1987. No one's done it in 12 or 13.

— James Mirtle (@mirtle) May 23, 2012

Pancakes for everyone! @DustinPenner25 with the game-winner.

— LA Kings (@LAKings) May 23, 2012

Kings- 1st team under the current playoff format to go undefeated on road en route to an appearance in the Stanley Cup Final #elias

— John Buccigross (@Buccigross) May 23, 2012

#Kings reach Stanley Cup final for 1st time since 1993

— HuffPost Sports (@HuffPostSports) May 23, 2012

L.A. Kings going into Stanley Cup Playoffs! GO KINGS! #NHL

— Antoine Becks (@AntoineBecks) May 23, 2012

Bam! #Kings! Advance.

— Jim Rome (@jimrome) May 23, 2012

Anyone else having deja vu that the LA Kings move onto the Stanley Cup Finals after a controversial missed call on Kings? #93Leafs

— Josh Rimer (@JoshRimerHockey) May 23, 2012

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